Dear Ms. Fluke,
Thank you for taking one for the team. Seriously. If it had not been you it would have been one of millions of other contraceptive users and as one among those millions, I thank you for sacrificing your right to privacy for me. You’re taking some nasty (albeit predictable)…
My s/o wrote this. She’s legit.
Update from Deau: Ms. Fluke has a tumblr. Follow her and let her know you care!